Murray (The Evil Demonic Skull):

Murray is plotting to take over the world, which is a problem if you're a disembodied skull. I first met him in Monkey Island 3 and ever since then he seems to be following me.

Don't ask me how. Maybe his chin sprouts legs or something, coz he never stays where I put him.

He cracked his skull twice and I once caught him trying to kill a mouse by staring at it.

All in all, it's been fun having him around, his only problem is that he tries too hard.

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Grey (also known as Joe Satriani):

This guy guards the door to my room. He's supposed to see all and only let you in if you answer his riddles.

But I don't know how to set him up since he didn't come with a manual. Oh well, at least he's not flashing 12:00.

And this *IS* Joe Satriani by the way. No one can come up with the songs that he does and still be human. Plus he really looks like him.

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Voodoo Doll:

Probably the first voodoo doll to suffer from advanced schizophrenia. Voodoo dolls are person-specific, so you can only use them on the person you made them for.

But over the years, this thing has become my school principle, my dad, some guy I know, James Hetfield, a guy at the office, and Slash.

I don't even remember who I made it for in the first place. Must have been ugly though, coz I rebuild it a few times.

This doll has seen it all. Pins, knives, hammers, electric saws, fire, boots, tires ... None of the original material exist in the one I have now, but the spirit remains.

Whose spirit I've yet to find out. Though by now I think it's too late.

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